Death to Curls

Being born Jewish, I face the everyday challenges that the non-Jews of the world know very little about. I hear countless Jew jokes, face the never ending barrage of questions about my religion, and deal with the horrible problem that is the "Jew Fro".

Since I was born, I have had hair that is more extreme than the fluffiest poodle. It's a curse, although every stylist I have ever been to wants it. But they don't know what maintinence is required just to leave the house every morning. It starts with the shower, then blow dry, then add countless products, then curl individual sections of hair, then blow dry again. And if I choose to have straight hair that day, then it takes about 30 minutes with a flat iron to get the curls out, and pray to the gods of curly hair that there is no moisture in the air that day or else the curls and frizz will come back within a matter of minutes of stepping out the front door.

If someone came up with a special cream or serum to kill the curls for at least week at a time, I gaurantee that that person will become a millionaire within a matter of days. Because I can tell you that almost everyone you meet with curly hair, is looking for a way to destroy it.