Smokers Unite!

I have been a loyal smoker for a little over four years now. Yes I know, I shouldn't be smoking, and it's a bad habit that will eventually kill me. I've heard it all before..trust me. But the fact remains that a good portion of the US population are smokers. So this is why my idea is so ingenious.

Us smokers have been inconvienced for far too long! We have had to put up with smoking bans, higher taxes on cigarettes, anti-smokers heckling us on the streets, and the inevitable badgering from our relatives. The last thing we want to have to deal with is the inconvience of purchasing our tasty cancer sticks.

Convenient stores are made to be convenient. It's in the title. Convenient. So why must we get out of our cars and wait in line behind people who still pay for their gas with checks? We already know what we want, and we know exactly how much our purchase will cost. So why must we go into a store and wait to obtain our addiction?

This is where my brilliant idea comes into play. I propose that there be at least two convient stores in every town with a drive-through cigarette window. This way we won't have to leave our car for one measely purchase and wait in a long slow line. Now we will be able to simply drive up, get what we crave and be on our merry ways.