The Best Birth Control

Seeing a screaming child throwing a hissy-fit in the candy isle of Wal*Mart is quite possibly the best birth control out there.

I don't understand why people have children if they don't intend on teaching them how to act in public. It is perfectly fine if they want their children to raise hell at home, but why do innocent bystanders at restaurants and malls have to suffer from their bad parenting?

If your child is screaming and crying over not getting candy during a grocery trip, why would you give it to them? It only encourages them to keep screaming until they get what they want. Once you cave, the kid is gonna know that they can get away with anything as long as they scream about it.

Not only does this lead to having a spoiled brat, but it also pisses everyone who is around off! No one! I gaurantee, no one wants to hear your kid screaming while they are trying to enjoy a night out!

And parents, I know you don't want to give your kids the tough-love treatment. But sometimes that's the only way they will ever learn! Don't constantly worry about their self-esteem, and spank them when appropriate. My generation was spanked as kids when we were bad, and we weren't screwed up by it. So give them some tough-love and disipline them properly!

So parents, do the responsible thing, don't cave in to your children, disipline them when they misbehave, and don't bring them out in public for the good of man-kind! If you don't know if you can handle taking care of a child and raising it properly...then don't have one! Get a dog first and see if you can raise it right before you start popping out children like a rabbit!